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This is the Hall Of Shame. If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many more words is it worth when you add a bunch of shitty words to that picture? This is like some next level Inception thinking going on here. You can search the archives, or just scroll and cry. 

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Spring Dress for Hitler

July 30, 2018

"Hey boss...do we have a photo of Hitler...in a dress...peeling potatoes that have gone to seed...and looking off into the distance, like every memory of his awful past haunts his soul?" "NO...but we can make one."

Possible headlines for this atrocity:

AND YOU THOUGHT GUY FEIRI WAS BAD...

VERY CROSS DRESSER.

SPUDDY HELL.

In Weird Tags weird, hitler
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The Stabby Games

July 29, 2018

Way too many questions for this one. What are they doing? Why are they doing it? Why is gran OK with this? Why is she teaching it? Who thought giving knives to little kids was totally ok? What does the winner get?

Possible headlines for this lawsuit:

IS IT TIME TO HAVE THAT TALK ABOUT EUTHANASIA?

...OR BRING YOUR KIDS TO SUNNYTIME DAYCARE.

BAND-AID. WE WON'T ASK HOW, WE JUST MAKE IT BETTER.

In kids Tags children, gran, knives
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Bananaman

July 28, 2018

Bananas are so fucking funny! If people aren't slipping on those peels (they aren't actually), then the're fellating them so hard they come out of the back of their head. 

Possible headlines for this slip up:

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A BANANA BLEW YOUR MIND? 

CHIQUITA BANANAS. THE ULTIMATE HEAD FUCK.

SLIPPERY WHEN SUICIDAL.

In food Tags FOOD, HUMOR
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Noose To Meet You

July 27, 2018

What's interesting about this one isn't the ridiculous noose, smile, soap scenario. It's that the bar of soap is used. They come up with this contrived mess and couldn't shell out a $1 at Dollar General?1

Possible headlines for this suicide mission:

I'D RATHER DIE THAN USE A SOAP THAT ISN'T DOVE.

LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG, AND LEAVE A CLEAN CORPSE.

IN RUSSIA, YOU STEAL BAR OF SOAP, YOU DIE.

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Operator?

July 26, 2018

It's been a long time since that kind of phone was in use. It's been even longer since anyone brought one into a car thinking they could make a call. What was the AD smoking?

Possible headlines for this car wreck:

IDIOTING AND DRIVING COSTS LIVES.

1982 CALLED. IT WANTS ITS TECHNOLOGY BACK.

FREE CAR PHONE WITH EVERY PURCHASE.

In automotive Tags cars, technology
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Clumsy Chef

July 25, 2018

There are some stock shots the exist purely because a Photoshop expert wanted to show off. This is one of those photos. What possible purpose could it serve other than making people feel physically sick?

Possible headlines for this cut-up:

KITCHEN NIGHTMARES WITH DAMIEN HIRST.

QUORN: MEAT WITHOUT THE BLOOD.

NEW FROM ARMOR: FINGER FOOD

In food Tags food
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Gimme The Bread

July 25, 2018

Is it possible to rob a bakery with a loaf of bread? Maybe if you baked it into the shape of an AR-15. And painted it black. And swapped it for a real gun. 

Possible headlines for this half-baked crap:

DON'T MOVE. THIS IS A FRENCH-STICK-UP.

LOADED WITH GOODNESS.

FLOUR POWER.

In food Tags food
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