Oh yeah, cut me off a piece. Seriously, someone spent a bunch of time and money creating a stock shot that will be used only once. Right here.
Possible headlines for this inedible atrocity:
Crappy stock headlines for crappy stock photos. You're welcome.
This is the Hall Of Shame. If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many more words is it worth when you add a bunch of shitty words to that picture? This is like some next level Inception thinking going on here. You can search the archives, or just scroll and cry.