Who the hell knows what they were thinking. If they were thinking. Sure, plenty of bald men merged with eggs have come and gone, but why this spin?
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Beefy Guy
Oh yeah, cut me off a piece. Seriously, someone spent a bunch of time and money creating a stock shot that will be used only once. Right here.
Possible headlines for this inedible atrocity:
PUTTING THE ARM IN ARMOR HOT DOGS.
HEY BABY...TASTE A REAL MAN'S MEAT.
I'M TAKING YOU TO POUND-OF-SALAMI TOWN.
Veggie Jacuzzi
Fairly sure this one was photoshopped. I know, I know. It's very realistic but something tells me those veggies weren't cooperating.
Possible headlines for this insanity stew:
VEGETARIANISM IS MURDER.
NEW VEGETABLE STOCK PHOTO.
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 3: A WHOLE NEW FLAVOR
Bananaman
Bananas are so fucking funny! If people aren't slipping on those peels (they aren't actually), then the're fellating them so hard they come out of the back of their head.
Possible headlines for this slip up:
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A BANANA BLEW YOUR MIND?
CHIQUITA BANANAS. THE ULTIMATE HEAD FUCK.
SLIPPERY WHEN SUICIDAL.
Clumsy Chef
There are some stock shots the exist purely because a Photoshop expert wanted to show off. This is one of those photos. What possible purpose could it serve other than making people feel physically sick?
Possible headlines for this cut-up:
KITCHEN NIGHTMARES WITH DAMIEN HIRST.
QUORN: MEAT WITHOUT THE BLOOD.
NEW FROM ARMOR: FINGER FOOD
Gimme The Bread
Is it possible to rob a bakery with a loaf of bread? Maybe if you baked it into the shape of an AR-15. And painted it black. And swapped it for a real gun.
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