Who the hell knows what they were thinking. If they were thinking. Sure, plenty of bald men merged with eggs have come and gone, but why this spin?
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Beefy Guy
Oh yeah, cut me off a piece. Seriously, someone spent a bunch of time and money creating a stock shot that will be used only once. Right here.
Possible headlines for this inedible atrocity:
PUTTING THE ARM IN ARMOR HOT DOGS.
HEY BABY...TASTE A REAL MAN'S MEAT.
I'M TAKING YOU TO POUND-OF-SALAMI TOWN.
The Terror...ism
You have to wonder why a terrorist is wearing a disguise to make a call. You also have to wonder why he thinks bullets travel through phone lines. Not a genius.
Possible headlines for this bomb:
AT&T REVEALS LATEST RETENTION STRATEGY.
NEW TERROR-RING DISCOVERED.
LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF HIS ROCKER.
Size Matters
What is this guy smiling about? She's picked out something that would make Mr. Ed jealous.
Possible headlines for this bizarre encounter:
VASELINE: NOW IN 5 GALLON TUBS.
PROZAC: SMILE THROUGH HORRIFIC CIRCUMSTANCES.
SHOP TIL YOU DROP YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
Veggie Jacuzzi
Fairly sure this one was photoshopped. I know, I know. It's very realistic but something tells me those veggies weren't cooperating.
Possible headlines for this insanity stew:
VEGETARIANISM IS MURDER.
NEW VEGETABLE STOCK PHOTO.
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 3: A WHOLE NEW FLAVOR
Snorting Crap
Going out on a limb here; this one was the product of a mind-meld between fans of Fox News, Info Wars, and Karl Rove. Get involved in that socialism/communism stuff and it'll kill you!
Possible headlines for this political mess:
GET ADDICTED TO HISTORY AT YALE.
LOVE SOCIALISM? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SNORTING?
NEW COKE. IT'S ADDICTIVE.
Hack Job Hacker
Enough. Just stop with this shit. It's almost as bad as a burglar in a striped jersey carrying a bag marked swag.
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