Who the hell knows what they were thinking. If they were thinking. Sure, plenty of bald men merged with eggs have come and gone, but why this spin?
Possible headlines for this eggstravaganza :
Crappy stock headlines for crappy stock photos. You're welcome.
This is the Hall Of Shame. If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many more words is it worth when you add a bunch of shitty words to that picture? This is like some next level Inception thinking going on here. You can search the archives, or just scroll and cry.