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This is the Hall Of Shame. If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many more words is it worth when you add a bunch of shitty words to that picture? This is like some next level Inception thinking going on here. You can search the archives, or just scroll and cry. 

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The Terror...ism

August 5, 2018

You have to wonder why a terrorist is wearing a disguise to make a call. You also have to wonder why he thinks bullets travel through phone lines. Not a genius. 

Possible headlines for this bomb:

AT&T REVEALS LATEST RETENTION STRATEGY.

NEW TERROR-RING DISCOVERED.

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF HIS ROCKER.

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