Oh yeah, cut me off a piece. Seriously, someone spent a bunch of time and money creating a stock shot that will be used only once. Right here.
Possible headlines for this inedible atrocity:
Veggie Jacuzzi
Fairly sure this one was photoshopped. I know, I know. It's very realistic but something tells me those veggies weren't cooperating.
Possible headlines for this insanity stew:
VEGETARIANISM IS MURDER.
NEW VEGETABLE STOCK PHOTO.
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 3: A WHOLE NEW FLAVOR
Bananaman
Bananas are so fucking funny! If people aren't slipping on those peels (they aren't actually), then the're fellating them so hard they come out of the back of their head.
Possible headlines for this slip up:
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A BANANA BLEW YOUR MIND?
CHIQUITA BANANAS. THE ULTIMATE HEAD FUCK.
SLIPPERY WHEN SUICIDAL.
Doctor Who?
"Hey, so we need a photo for this article about doctors and the obesity epidemic. Got anything?" "Oh, I've got the perfect shot. Emphasis on shot. Ha, I'm a genius."
Possible headlines for this insanity:
SAY WHAT AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION: THE RE-ISSUE.
HEY OBESITY...YOU'RE FIRED!