"Hey, so we need a photo for this article about doctors and the obesity epidemic. Got anything?" "Oh, I've got the perfect shot. Emphasis on shot. Ha, I'm a genius."
Possible headlines for this insanity:
SAY WHAT AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION: THE RE-ISSUE.
HEY OBESITY...YOU'RE FIRED!