Old Hardware

Apparently old people don't know much about computers. Or so stock photos keep telling us anyway. Unless this old codger is trying to solve his Alzheimer's in an inventive new way.

Possible headlines for this rubbish:

INTRODUCING THE NEW APPLE EARPOD UPGRADE.

Q-TIPS CAN SOLVE YOUR RAM EMERGENCY.

HEARD ABOUT OUR GREAT TECH DEALS?

Doctor Who?

"Hey, so we need a photo for this article about doctors and the obesity epidemic. Got anything?" "Oh, I've got the perfect shot. Emphasis on shot. Ha, I'm a genius."

Possible headlines for this insanity:

SAY WHAT AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION: THE RE-ISSUE. 

HEY OBESITY...YOU'RE FIRED!

The Chicken and the Scuba Diver

So many questions. Did the art director have a chicken in the prop basket, and after finishing a job for Aeris thought, "Jesus, give me that chicken and shove it's arse on this speargun. There's money to be made!"

Possible headlines for this stinker:

PREPARATION H. STOP ANAL BLEEDING FOREVER.

THE ECONOMIST. ALWAYS GET THE POINT.

STOVE TOP STUFFING. SHOVE IT UP YOUR BIRD.