This is the Hall Of Shame. If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many more words is it worth when you add a bunch of shitty words to that picture? This is like some next level Inception thinking going on here. You can search the archives, or just scroll and cry.
So many questions. Did the art director have a chicken in the prop basket, and after finishing a job for Aeris thought, "Jesus, give me that chicken and shove it's arse on this speargun. There's money to be made!"
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