What's interesting about this one isn't the ridiculous noose, smile, soap scenario. It's that the bar of soap is used. They come up with this contrived mess and couldn't shell out a $1 at Dollar General?1
Possible headlines for this suicide mission:
Crappy stock headlines for crappy stock photos. You're welcome.
This is the Hall Of Shame. If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many more words is it worth when you add a bunch of shitty words to that picture? This is like some next level Inception thinking going on here. You can search the archives, or just scroll and cry.