technology

Boy, that covers a lot doesn't it? Laptops. iPads. iPhones. Playstation. XBOX. Virtual Reality.
So many ways to escape reality and avoid talking to other humans, who really don't want to talk to you either.
Chuck one of these lines on a picture of a wireframe CGI hand and you're in business. 

inspect our gadgets.

waterproof. shockproof. scratchproof. idiot-proof. 

when they tell you to get a life, show them you have hundreds.

play with yourself everywhere you go.

wearable tech. bearable price tag.

turn your iphone into a me phone.

interact with the people you'd never want to meet in real life.

sure, it's a $1,000 phone. it's also a $1,000 time machine.

prepare to die. over and over and over again.

now with more ram than a field of sheep.

the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

more bells and whistles than a store selling only bells and whistles.

now E.T. can phone home for the price of a local call.

good in bed. great in the back of the car. 

rubberneck the latest tech.