PETS

Man's best friend. Feline companions. Birds. Rabbits. Hamsters. Fish (how is a fish a pet anyway?). 
The U.S. spent over $62 billion on their furry friends in 2017, and it's only going up. That kind of market needs great copy.
But you're here, searching for a line for a stock photo. Most of these have gone to the dogs. 

MAKES YOUR CURRENT BRAND OF PET FOOD LOOK LIKE A DOG'S DINNER.

8 out of 10 cats ate it. the other 2 died of STARVATION.

meet the crazy bitch you've been looking for your whole life.

turn puppy love into a full blown obsession.

a house isn't a home without dog hair on the sofa.

a dog would rather lick his balls than eat a competitor's brand.

get a dog. they don't care what you look like naked.

give your fat cats and not-so-hot dogs a makeover.

they've had a dog's life. you can change all that.

man's best friend deserves the world's best collar.

food so good it'll give your dog a bone.

when you need a hand, you'll get a paw.

we sell fish. hamsters. rabbits. guinea pigs. and real pets, too.

get the best cat food. you don't want to piss off a psychopath with claws.