BEAUTY

The average woman spends over $15,000 on beauty products in her lifetime (or $15,000 a month if she's a Kardashian). 
The search for perfection, and standing out as THE beauty product of the year is a constant struggle for agencies and clients.
And these lines. Well...they don't help. 

does to your face what a british accent does to your I.Q.

NOW YOUR OUTER APPEARANCE CAN MATCH YOUR INNER...SHALLOW. 

BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP. BUT THEN AGAIN, THAT'S THE ONLY PART ANYONE SEES.

MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE SHE SPENT AN ASSLOAD ON our MAKEUP.

DEPRESSED? LONELY? LOW-SELF ESTEEM? BUY THIS, IT'LL HELP FOR AN HOUR.

FLICK YOUR HAIR AROUND FOR HOURS, BUT WITH MORE SHINE.

LOOK SO GOOD, THE EX YOU CHEATED ON WITH HIS BROTHER WILL TAKE YOU BACK.

BECAUSE YOUR TINDER DATE WILL SEE YOU WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP.

make your beauty mark your whole face.

smell as good as this overpaid model looks.

eliminating the need for beauty sleep forever.

because a great rack will only get you so far.

you can be beautiful inside and out. but we don't make intestine gloss.